Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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He told me he was afraid of commitment with thirteen tattoos on his body.

Michelle K., Commitment (via catfka)

Tattoos can’t hurt

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Stop setting yourself on fire for someone who stays to watch you burn.

Haiku on Perspective  (via linda778)

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I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.

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